March 14 - SBJ Day- The day that can just keep giving

Hello All

 
The big day, March 14, is fast approaching. I want to thank my friends for pushing the awareness to unimaginable levels.
I was talking to a coworker and she said something that struck me. You have to give something to get something nowadays cause no one does anything for free.

Valentine’s Day is really a day for women. Hands down. You have to go and purchase, flowers, candy, dinner.

Most men do not expect anything but grief because the view of the day has tilted where woman cannot enjoy Valentine’s day until the final stats of what their friends got have been tallied.

And when the tally is in, there is usually disappointment somewhere because YOU did not allow her to out talk her friend. How many of us hear the trap of “ Don’t buy me anything” now when we say that, we mean it. When they say that, it is translated into “ If you do not buy me something and my friend’s husband got her something better than what I told you not to get me, I will make your ass pay!!!” There is not joy or euphoria as we are caught in the web of this competition between women to once again out do each other.
So  March 14. SBJ day or spelled out. Steak and Blow Job Day…..
When any man mentions this to their woman, without a doubt that woman will say or think "What is in it for me?"

Now ask your woman “What in it for me” on Valentine day you are likely to get the answer of "you get to live another day". But we have evolved to not ask suck foolish things for we know the end result.

But men ALWAYS have to justify their actions with women (unless you are like Ike Turner) SBJ day is no different. And for that.. we now have ammunition.
My fellow men, over time I have been diligent in collecting just that justification. Often times I was like, "why the hell would I need this info and who cares..." but the Man-Law gods had bestow to me this information as he gave Moses the 10 Commandments.
When your woman claims the concept of this day is just plain dumb (which most will). You can briefly compare this day as more beneficial to them then Valentine’s Day. That is all you have to say.. Then copy and paste the below links and send it to them.
Again.. ALL these facts are researchable and googlable.. so do not put your foot in your mouth and piss her off cause I will tell you she is just looking for you to slip to banish you to the couch hungry with Vaseline and a laptop.

Remind her.. It will cost her more than it will cost you. Where chocolate puts weight on and flowers die, the benefits of our “love juice” are astounding reproducible  gift that will sustain them on that day and many days forward

Go in peace my brothers.... And Promote the day..Our Day.. Our ONLY day March 14…
Please feel free to add anything else you may know.
Fact 1

SEMEN WILL MAKE WOMEN LESS DEPRESSED According to Gordon Gallup Jr

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_G._Gallup,
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/165632/health_benefits_of_semen.html?cat=52,
http://psychologytoday.com/articles/pto-20021002-000009.html )... The
hormones in semen, testosterone, estrogen, estradiol, opiods,oxytocin,prolactin and prostaglandins, (all feel good hormones in some way) are antidepressant and it helps couples bond..
Are you sitting.. These same hormones in semen are absorbed by the tissues of the mouth and rectum that is why oral and anal may also yield the same antidepressant effects as vaginal sex..
Next time your woman says she is depressed, remind her of this link and tell her that you are not doing it for you, you are doing it for her. Scientific evidence proves this
Fact 2

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_sperm_good_for_your_skin

Imagine the amount of money some of your wives spend on facial creams and wrinkle reducers. We are equipped to save them thousands of dollars a year. Remind her how many pairs of shoes she can buy with $1000.Unless she is into Manolos then she can get maybe 2.
Also, as I stated in my status, if you young men wonder why Cougars are so aggressive.. This is the reason. Age bring wrinkles, more age brings more wrinkles. Lets just say they need all they can get to.. spread the wealth around.


Fact 3

Use this informercial to show your woman that she does not have to spend the money on this tool or in the Gym, because you have something just as effective but free. Helps tone her arms and shoulders with the side benefit of cardio. Strength you body and strengthen your soul and your relationship.
https://www.shakeweight.com/
You can take one or use all. But use them. Let her know that you are doing what is best for her well being. Everyone wins.

Here is another article

http://voices.yahoo.com/health-benefits-semen-230057.html?cat=5

health Benefits of Semen

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